Well, this is intriguing that you want to know so much about me. I'm not going to give everything away, but here are some stats and facts about me, if you really still want to continue reading...
| Age | Years | |
| Height | 1.91 | Metres |
| Weight | 92 | Kilograms |
| Languages | 2.5 | Spoken languages |
| Total distance travelled by air | 457,821 | Miles |
| Total distance travelled by vehicle | 952,170 | Kilometres |
| Total distance travelled by foot | Not enough | Feet |
| Accuracy of above 3 statistics | Low | Accuracy |
| Countries visited | 54 | Countries |
| Total time spent outside home nation | 43800 | Hours |
| Spouses | 1 | Wife |
| Dogs | 1 | Mini Goldendoodle |
| Cats | 0 | Feline |
| Time spent married | Months | |
| Time spent unmarried | Days | |
| Hearts broken | Not Many | 💔 |
| First car | Nissan Pulsar | Circa 1989 |
| Sports played | 5 | Accompanied by 5 broken bones |
| Favourite sports team | Geelong Cats | Footy (real footy) |
| Bulls run with | 24 | 🐮 |
| Distance travelled jumping out of planes | 15000 | Feet |
| Distance travelled jumping with ropes | 100 | Metres |
| Distance travelled in white water rapids | 15000 | Feet |
| Biggest fish I have caught | 84 | Pounds |
| Marathons run | None | Yet! |
| Total social followers | 8,251 | Connections: Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, Instagram |
| People that have visisted this site | I'll tell you when I setup Analytics | |
| Businesses founded | 1 | :-| |
| Businesses sold | 1 | :-) |
| Profit made | Some - not much. | :-( |